Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.
englishmuffin 0
Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL
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Comments (124)
amstillives 0
That's how women are. Not the brightest or sharpest knives in the drawer. FYL to the max.
wolfy_fml 5
Way to generalize, asshole.
mynameiscaitlin 0
i read about this on MLIA and i created an account here just so i could say that i know your secrets! :)
lifefullofirony 0
I think the OP meant "slightly upset" sarcastically. To OP, that really sucks. Hopefully you can find someone much better in the future.
mordantennui 0
maybe she just rounded up to an even 10 years but still I'm sorry
hk_fml 9
Jesus, what a bitch. I'm sorry, OP. You sound like a really nice guy, I hope you get through this. And everyone else, you cant get angry at him for not realizing she was cheating for that long. We dont know her, she was probably pretty cunning and secretive to keep this away from him for that long.
ilive4fml 0
honesty WTF she has been cheating on u for ten years
plexico 4
Maybe you can beg them to be their gimp.
crackberrie 0
FYL indeed! I cannot believe that either her or your alleged best friend allowed your wedding to your wife considering the fact that she has been married to you for nine years, but has been cheating on you with your best friend for ten years!!! That is just messed up
WonderBlunder 0
Gotta give them credit though for lasting 10 years. Maybe they're meant for each other.
viadomus815 0
That really sucks D: