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By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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Shadic 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.

englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL

Comments

Maze600 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:19

you should have kept the pimp hand strong xD

dacman48 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:21

yeah, the star wars dvds are rather embarrassing, but wtfhs wrong with the video games?

soozin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:32

O_o. THis sounds REALLY fake... Its just too dramatic.

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:43

How can you be slightly upset? I would have killed the bitch! That's ******* terrible! FYL

amira101 20

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:48

well.. all i gotta say is she married the wrong person.... maybe she was high and thought you were the friend.... plus wouldn't you have known who your friend was dating?? well at least you stuck with her for nine years and shes a HOE... sorry man

ky_stone22 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:49

uhh, no offence, but...so? yeah, it sucks that your parents forgot your birthday for two straight years, but...this is someone else's FML(yes, it is definately an FML). you can post your own.

Peaches21 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:50

Oh wow, what a little *****. That sucks, FYL. Well at least you don't have to waste any more time with her. Hope you find a girl that's not a *****[kinda hard to find] and a true best friend.

bitten09 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 5:34

Wow #71 not all girls are ******. OP---this reallllly sucks! I hope you kicked her ass out and beat the shit out of your so-called "best friend". FYL.

bubblybrooke 12

Thursday 30 July 2009 5:37

ok. to all the idiots that can't recognize sarcasm, HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC. I'm freakin 14 and I know this, you guys must be suuuch geniuses to not :-/ OP- that sucks. she's a bitch. dump her sorry ass and find a nice, normal girl. :)