INeedaNewJob
Kent, United States
Today, my wife received a $15,000 bonus from her work. I got a backpack from mine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Permanently broke
United States
Shopaholic
Today, my yearly bonus finally hit my bank account while I was busy at work. Hurrah! Unfortunately, I'm married, so by the time I got a second of free time to check my phone, my email was full of my wife's online shopping receipts, including a non-refundable cruise. I wish we could save money… FML
Anonymous
North Reading, United States
Sharing is caring
Today, after my wife just cashed in $160,000 in stock options, my Christmas present was two pairs of socks she bought with REI credit. I suppose it’s better than last year’s spatula. FML
copmagnet
United States
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
Patrick
Couva, Trinidad and Tobago
What?
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Lorna
Sharing is caring
Today, I got a 15% pay raise. My parents responded by saying, “Congratulations! You can now forget about online shopping packages coming in on a weekly basis and start chipping in for rent and utilities!” FML
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Anna
Great, some ice cream!
Today, after three years of working at my current occupation, they decided to give me a bonus for all of my hard work and effort. A 5$ gift card to Cold Stone. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Perdedor
United States
Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML
Pratik_ra
Rolling in it
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
Top comments
jerryj 27
If only your backpack was filled with $15000.
bReLiNg 18
let her be your sugar momma for a bit!
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Comments (62)
SteakBarker 5
My boss once said "Good job, Brain. "
whatwhyhoo 10
What kind of job gets a $15k bonus? Some people don't get bonuses.
FISHY15 5
Hey her money is your money right
EyRaB 17
looks like she is the breadwinner
Jburky_10 15
"What's min is yours! . . ."
fantasyworld 39
That sucks but wouldn't some be yours since you're married?
TacoCat15 10
Why would you be upset about that? You should be happy for her. At least she has a job and isn't sitting around doing nothing. Don't get jealous of that.
SubaruWRXSTI 16
So? At least you guys have money, so what if it isn't the man bringing the most money. I don't see how your life is ****** in anyway.
ZenTHC 0
can you guess who's nailing the boss?
Sinshine 28
Congrats! Your family just got 15k extra dollars!