Today, my toddler shat on her carpet again. She also decided...

By QueenCortana Tiffany Turner - 04/07/2019 02:00

Today, my toddler shat on her carpet again. She also decided to play in it. This is the third time in a month. She's fully potty trained, and thinks it’s funny. FML

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QueenSaru 28

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Thursday 4 July 2019 4:27

Do you yell/give her attention when she does it? Apparently I did something similar as an infant (with the walls near my crib), and kept doing it every time my mom yelled while she cleaned up. One time she came in, cleaned me and it up, didn't say a word, and I never did it again. Could be she's just thriving on the attention or testing her boundaries with you.

Charlie Given 25

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Thursday 4 July 2019 3:54

Aww she's just a little P00casso

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Charlie Given 25

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Thursday 4 July 2019 3:54

Aww she's just a little P00casso

QueenSaru 28

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Thursday 4 July 2019 4:27

QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16

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Friday 5 July 2019 1:40

She just gets put right in the shower and cleaned up I don’t laugh or yell I’m usually too busy trying to get poop out of the carpet

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 4 July 2019 4:42

It IS funny. She seems to have a shitty sense of humor.

Jason Brazil 7

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Thursday 4 July 2019 5:35

your welcome for the carpet cleaner

QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16

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Thursday 4 July 2019 20:22

It was a life saver

Henry8cooper 15

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Thursday 4 July 2019 9:31

Maybe your toddler is right. Maybe it is funny. Tell you what - you just join the fun - then report back. I would do it myself but I don't have access to neither toddler nor carpet.