Miscellaneous: Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she...

By anon - 27/11/2015 20:21 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she was having. Since I love baking, I said yes. When I went to deliver the pies, I found out they were for a family dinner I wasn't invited to. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By zachadams - 16/09/2013 21:03 - United States - Buffalo

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 05:59 - United States - Jeromesville

Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 20/04/2012 20:24 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

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By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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oj101 33

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:51

You should make her a cream pie, which you can then shove in her face.

WittyMoron 22

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:57

Best mom. 10/10 would child again.

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Bragi 12

Sunday 29 November 2015 6:04

I truly hope you kept the pies, OP. If not, YDI.

RayRayRowr 3

Sunday 29 November 2015 6:27

I would've left and taken the pies with me.

local_idiot 6

Sunday 29 November 2015 9:02

now you ask them to do something for a thing they aren't invited to, twice

BubbaJ80 11

Sunday 29 November 2015 23:30

You should have either taken the pies and left or thrown them on the ground in front of her

_harley_kk_ 4

Monday 30 November 2015 8:11

Lmao you're complaining?

jm0006 13

Monday 30 November 2015 12:47

I hope you took them back home with you!

weddingcrazies 15

Monday 30 November 2015 19:51

Sounds like something my stepmom would do as well. Right now I have to deal with her expecting me to have her foster children as my bridesmaids.

orsombre_fml 11

Monday 30 November 2015 22:36

OP, this is not right. I feel for you. Nobody deserves this kind of treatment.

jcarey82 7

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:05

Hope you took them back and left her hangin

fabcade 14

Tuesday 1 December 2015 9:40

i want more. also please tell me you made a stink.

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