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It wasn't a baby who died, so sure, go ahead.
I thought everywhere in the world besides the US went metric. Didn't you come within 2.54* centimeters of killing your drunk son? *exactly.
42- The preciseness of exactly 2.54 centimeters is a little scarier to me in the sense that it is a definite, certain, non negotiable point of death for OP's son. An inch sounds subjective and exaggerated, with some wiggle room for forgiveness. Just saying. ;) *Tease!*
Things like inches and pounds are still used as informal units of measure lots of places. My mom was from Germany, and in Germany into the 1970s people were still referring to "ein Pfund" (one pound) for things like buying meat at the butcher's. "Ein Pfund" was half a kilogram, or 1.1 pounds in U.S. measure. There are also exceptions to EU-mandated metrication. The U.K. still measures road distances in miles and speed limits in mph, and beer in Imperial pints, IIRC.
He should have just thrown the kid in the grave to sober up.
I'm surprised you didn't get thumbed down. Thumbs up for originality!!!
oh dear lord i thought it said groping the WINDOW
Me too. Then I read it again.
Your son sounds like an asshole.
Someone's going to feel bad in the morning!
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Who attends a funeral drunk?! I feel so bad for the widow. F her life.
I'm imagining a 20 year old groping a 90 year old...