Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
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Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
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LyricaSilvan 30
Just tell her it's better than the kind of C she is. If she gets the joke, she'll probably shut up.
anniegoldman 1
Nothing wrong with small boobs! I'm a B cup and I love 'em! But that doesn't go to say smaller is better than bigger or bigger is better than smaller :)
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Comments (36)
RichardPencil 32
I kinda like the girls who keep them hidden with loose clothing and bad posture. When you finally get to see them, it's, like, "Surprise!"
AzraelFML 5
Small breasts are great!
awesomeamandas 37
they are the very breast.
Cynical_1 26
Awe don't listen to her. C-cup boobs are the perfect size. They will stay perkier and firmer longer than bigger boobs and you won't have back problems either. Besides...anything more than a handful is a waste anyway.
mfmylifesrsly 30
While everyone has preferences on breasts, complimenting OP by shaming women with larger breasts isnt tge way to go..
Cynical_1 26
I'm sorry...I wasn't aware that I was shaming anyone. Did I touch a nerve? It's been proven time and again that large breasted women get more attention than, and have a lot of advantages in society over, smaller breasted women. There's a reason that breast augmentation is the most performed of all the plastic surgeries. A woman should not have to feel inferior simply because she doesn't have big boobs yet it happens all the time. All I have done is point out to OP the few advantages of having smaller breasts to help her feel better about herself. Do you or any other big breasted women really have the right to feel upset or shamed about that? Having big breasts has its disadvantages. If you can't face up to them or are having trouble living with them then hey...there's always breast reduction surgery.
MidnaLink 35
Dude, you're awesome!!
DarkStorm2Bad 14
It isn't the fact that you're trying to lift OP's spirits that would upset larger-breasted women; it's the way that you (for some reason) decided that you couldn't do it without putting in a throwaway comment that actually does have the potential to make larger-breasted women feel ashamed. If you truly feel like women with smaller breasts (though I wouldn't consider C a particularly small cup size) are being overshadowed, then by all means do what you can to change that; just know that throwing in awful comments like "anything more than a handful is a waste" will only hurt your own cause.
luvlu444 24
It's all relative to height, if ur a C cup and super tall, they'll look smaller, but who doesn't love a bit of height
_EnderDoge 22
It's funny that all the supportive comments are downvoted. Small breasts are even better than larger ones, imo.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Funny that all the comments that insult women with larger breasts than OP are being downvoted? It's almost as if other people think you can raise OP's spirits without needing to put down other women.
kikimajigger 12
My husband always says "Anything a man can't get his whole hand around is just a waste."
xoteeshaox 22
I am F sized and they are a nightmare. But there are always going to be pros and cons for every size. Just embrace your pros. Oh and tell your sister to **** off and stop body shaming you.
False_Stupidity 42
On the bright side, C cup is not small, it's more of an average size and is much easier to find bras for. My wife is DD and she hates them, they cause back problems, sag more and it's much harder to find a nice bra that can support them without paying a fortune.
Migole 36
Cup size is completely relative as it's 100% related to your other measurements (underboob circumference etc.). A 70C (70 cm) is going to be very different from a 95C. So depending on your overall size a C can be small or big.
woody01373 3
Well I'd love to C them