Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
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Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
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Curtieeeez 0
Unlucky, if you ask me. Beat her with the broken guitar.
evilwoody 0
man, as a fellow guitar player, I feel for you on this. That's bullshit. Hearing a guitar thats worth so much go and get smashed just cause she has a temper tantrum, it's ****** up. I suggest beating her ass till she pays for another identical or vintage guitar or you break her shit till it adds up to a grand.
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Comments (307)
Jennydew 0
Your sister has issues. I suggest beating her with your broken guitar. Then make her buy you another one.
Avenging_Angel 0
You should smash your sister's head into a wall. To blow off some steam from the loss of your guitar
seb12992 0
Agree with #1. She's the definition of a modern bitch. Hire someone to smack her up. I'd just tell you to do it but she's your sister...
blasticks 0
hack her Facebook and totally ruin her reputation just to "Blow off steam"
rocketdog 0
Get her to pay for it. End of story.
Dansen 0
Obviously a lot of you people don't know a lot about guitars and what your talking about. First off, Gibsons tend to be very high quality and good. Second of all it depends what you want to play and what kind of quality guitar you want so stop bashing all the brands broskies ;p Oh and this is f'd, especially if you were a big player and had a true connection to that instrument
Annibel_lee 0
The only gibsons I like are the vintage ones. The new ones are horrible because the wood hasn't had aging time. And don't go bashing bc rich. They're definitely not my favorite company, but they do their job. They are mass produced, which I look down upon. That's why I'm either getting a schecter hellraiser or an ibanez someday. And dude, I know tons about guitars. I wouldn't say I know everything because that's impossible, but I know quite a bit. And Gibson is way over rated and doesn't truly live up to its name like it used to.
testing_fml 0
I think this is fake. Didn't this just happen on Real World?
steph_darling 0
it happens all the time, not just on TV ^^
PAPYAIX 0
I always found (electric) guitars 1000$ and under to be somewhat cheap (I know, there are exceptions) but it is still a lot of money to lose!! And even buying the exact same model again just wouldn't be the same... it's kinda like buying a new puppy after your dog dies. Fortunately for me, my sister also plays guitar so she knows how to treat one :)
MasterModeraor 0
Who is this steam guy that your mom wishes to blow?
nightswimmer 0
what a ******* bitch! smAsh her phone and delete her myspace and hack her... uhh... her other steriotypical teenage gal things.... :p