By ... - 20/1/2019 02:00
Today, I yelled, "Fuck me, oh shit!" instinctively after accidentally spilling boiling hot coffee all over myself. My 3-year-old niece found this hilarious, and won't stop saying "Fuck my shit." Her parents are due to pick her up any moment. FML
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By  Miss_Red  |  17

As a mum of a three year old, i literally laughted out loud.. then immediately remembered that my son wouldnt stop calling the family pet a shithead today.

By  AmbrosiaFan  |  16

The reason kids keep saying it is because some adults make it such a HUGE THING. My son said "holy shit" when he was four. After my husband and I hid our laughter and just looked at our son, we said "try not to say that again as I know you are just copying what mommy said. definitely don't say it around maw maw and paw paw and not in public either ok?"...

My now 7 year old hardly swears, he let damn slip once and I just reminded him to not say it in public. He also doesn't like the word "fuck" so he doesn't say it.