Miscellaneous: Today, my roommates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag...

By kay51 - 24/11/2012 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my roommates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2024 05:00

Today, and since New Year's Day, my husband has instituted a lateness jar. I have to put £1 in every time my “pissing about getting ready makes us more than 10 minutes late.” I really tried to embarrass him with how empty it would be, but he counted it today. It’s only mid February and it’s already over £100. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 01:03 - United States

Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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By stink - 04/09/2010 00:11

Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML

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By adamclmns - 16/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Verona

Today, my roommate stunk up the entire floor again with his rancid bathroom trips from spicy foods so much that I ended up wearing a t-shirt over my nose just to play video games in my own room. He gets offended when I tell him to open the bathroom window to vent it out. If only I owned my own home… FML

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By idontbleedfromthere - 22/08/2012 23:10 - United States - Indio

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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Sunday 25 November 2012 2:33

New girl? Try not to be such a douche, brah.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:37

Well don't say stupid things. YOLO and swag are douchey so stop saying them.

Comments

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:46

What I fail to understand (one of many) is exactly how calling someone a name after a bulb of vaginal cleansing fluid is the latest in insults.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Sunday 25 November 2012 8:01

How do you not understand that? "A bulb of vaginal cleansing fluid". That is the perfect way to describe a specific group of dumb *****. But instead of calling them that mouthful, all you have to say is douche bag.

calliefornia2 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:53

You may, in fact, be a douche bag.

dabeast15 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:10

Why the hell is everyone YDIing this??

Mearemoi 14

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:13

Because OP apparently says a lot of douchey things.

Liamj774 36

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:11

Irises are red roses are blue I'm bad poetry, refrigerator :$)

alabamajoe77 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:26

Your a douche! That would be The New Girl.

will2397 1

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:30

Try not using £'s. That's very obnoxious.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:59

You're ignorant.

GhostChickens 17

Sunday 25 November 2012 16:02

Oh crap, give me a minute to inform England that they're obnoxious. I'll start with a phone call to the Queen! /sarcasm

XxskyelovexX 13

Sunday 25 November 2012 18:24

Somebody needs to pay £10 to the jar

idgaf528 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:32

I'm pretty sure we all know why your roomates made it, ha, they are trying to show you what you're doing, and possibly squeezing a little cash off you too(;

Tsunami87 17

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:50

*"A fool and their money are easily parted"

poindexter25 5

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:53

Seems like your quite the douche. Or so they think...

perdix 29

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:06

Good thing I don't live with your roommates -- I'd go bankrupt! If you always say douchebag things, you should become an FML commenter. Saying douchebag things will earn you many thumbs up! You may want a new username. Kay51 looks a lot like KaySL and that name is taken.