Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML
Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, a woman from my office called, asking who was in. Only one other woman was in the office. I couldn't remember her name, so I had to awkwardly guess random names while both women listened, obviously aware of what was going on. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
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ILostMyFxcks 13
You can be the hot one then
Vivi99 12
You should have a word with her op that's not right and nice at all have a good day.
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Comments (50)
mld4657 28
are you her step sister?
tukies 28
Time to think up of a better nick name yourself! Afterwards tell the teacher to start calling you that. If she insist then it's time to call her out. Don't take bullying even from a teacher.
HereNReady 13
Perhaps you're the beautiful one and the other is *just* pretty
vikky538 29
your teacher is a stupid bully...its time to teach-her a lesson...
sousounator 19
Oooo, I hate these situations...
dayavera 9
she is a dumbass that lacks proffesionality. even if all her class has the same name she should call all of them!
Randomness_22 7
Record her ass on video and show her boss !
False_Stupidity 42
I don't know, the boss may enjoy a video of the professors ass....
kittiecatgrace 6
I'm sorry, my sister told me how last year she had 2 teachers (mr.shaw and mr.mischke) who. Did that and called one girl pretty Rachel and the other ugly Rachel
hugozac88 22
Hey she's just keeping it real ok lol
Brandon1337 29
Well what does the professor call you? Could really change the FML