SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Brinty
Australia
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PoachedFish
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Anonymous
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Todd
United States
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
FlipYoC
United States
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dukebluedevils13
United States
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Anonymous
Murdered
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sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
fish killer
United States
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....
LukeyDukey 8
Maybe he was hungry?
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Comments (208)
Harlson13 0
HOW ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT?
bc4025567575 3
Yikes I can't stop but think redneck here.
Koolgirl15 0
Haha your stupid ass story actually made me laugh out loud. Lol rednecks
SydIsPrettyCool 4
I am NOT a redneck.
kaylapple 1
SHE WAS HUNGRY!
steveakafranxy 7
I am so going to hell for laughing.
fishface1 4
HAHAAHA omg that sounds like somehting my dad would do :')
TheHolyLama 0
Ouch, what a painful way to die.
Spunkies420 0
Lmao that's kinda funny to think about!
muell151 1
haha, only in michigan would this happen
BlAzEtHiS 0
That's not cool. I once had a pet fish for yrs. I went outta town one weekend and my parents of all people over fed it and I came home to a bloated dead fish in the tank