Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
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Oz_Alice 0
Of course, your son doesn't count as family *facepalm*
ze4life 0
ouch
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Comments (59)
ichat21 9
aw that sucks, I'm sorry ): I hope u could find something good in ur Christmas anyways
NitemareB4Xmasx3 0
Wow if that's what ur parents call a Christmas present, then they are sadly mistaken. Sorry bout that...
danii_s2 0
death stand. very true. I know it can b completely a hormone/chemical imbalance. I was diagnosed after my parents divorced, 10 years ago. three years ago I went on medication, and two years ago I saw another psychiatrist. he's explained a lot of my repeditive feelings, actions
ScornedHeart 0
the same thing happened to me but it was thanksgiving and instead of divorce i found out that my mom had been cheating on my dad with his best friend for the past four years. His best friend and my mom have been going out for 2 years now (not including when she was with my dad). He's a total asshole to both me and her.
lolton 0
sry 2 hear dat man, GL & Merry X'mas
djsmiles 0
ouch fyl mann. ima really sorry
PatRme 9
YDI FOR CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS!! jk, I found a comment that said that once...bastards... oh and fyl big
iverlydel 0
this is for those who voted, how do they totally deserve it?
LinaLyssic 12
You had to know eventually, but they should've kept it to themselves. At least 'til after New Years.
Foreveryoung0511 0
Ouch!