Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
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Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
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Top comments
aruden 25
You can thank your parents! no more wasted time applying deodorant
whiskey'swino 15
Bet you were pissed!
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Comments (23)
Tarlachia 33
I never thought it’d be possible to blame a woman for piss on the toilet seat but damn, who held her beer?
SammyJane 1
Whinge about a first world problem and get a first world reaction! Life:1 Hard done by civilian:0 #LifeComplaints #LiftUpYourGame #PostSomethingWorthy #MemeWorthy #ChallengeMade !!!!😂😎😏😜😈🤷♀️
Cali 57
I think your comment just gave me cancer.
BeachMammal 8
So a device to keep spraying out toxic, unregulated chemicals. Lovely. About a third of the population has bad reactions to fragrances, yet they are added to almost everything.
Rabite 28
Take a hint.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Ours has a window, but someone painted over it. And why was the air freshener put somewhere it could do that? Common sense says put it out of the way of people.
shannon2348 14
you must be extremely short.