Miscellaneous: Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked...

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By not saying it was whores, but... - 16/10/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML

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Zelion 0

Monday 15 August 2011 16:00

Fish are friends, not food.

ConnorBrown36 5

Monday 15 August 2011 16:01

I don't see what's so embarrassing about getting food early in the morning...

Comments

bigAC 6

Monday 15 August 2011 16:07

munchies!!!!!

hahalaughing 0

Monday 15 August 2011 16:08

okay....so do you go clubbin with cookies then?(:

forest1wolf 9

Monday 15 August 2011 23:54

Who doesn't?!?(; haha

hahalaughing 0

Friday 19 August 2011 18:05

mee....i know....im a loser(:

ollie179 21

Monday 15 August 2011 16:08

your parents jump to conclusions quickly..

lalagurl11 6

Monday 15 August 2011 16:09

What r u fat?

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Monday 15 August 2011 17:06

R you fat?

Anikaaa 0

Monday 15 August 2011 17:09

Don't have to be fat to want a midnight snack -.-

white16sox 19

Monday 15 August 2011 17:43

What are you, stupid? You don't have to be fat in order to want food at night.

kaylapple 1

Monday 15 August 2011 18:08

what are you, ugly?

hannahtaskey 9

Monday 15 August 2011 21:43

What r u stupid?

dyble95 0

Monday 15 August 2011 23:21

I am pretty sure fat people still get hungry and have to eat. Maybe they should all just become bulimic or anorexic but last time I checked that was extremely unhealthy to do. -_-