By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

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Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
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UsernameHere234 13

Perhaps there's an age difference? Idk what to vote on this because really it depends on your age.

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kotana191 8

usually it's the other way around when it comes to losing your virginity....

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idgaf528 6

Wanky Dog....? A dog that wanks alot? Assuming from your name I'm assuming Winkydog is what you meant...but I really don't want to assume just to make an ass of u and me

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idgaf528 6

Yeah, I've been there too -my brother, 2 years older than me, got caught having sex, so my mom and dad(seperated) both agreed I couldn't even date again, I did date of course but my mom found out and freaked out, grounded me, and forced me to break up with her -_- I told her my brother has a girlfriend so she asked him he said yes, and he didn't even get in trouble just, "oh okay" -_- then I got caught having sex (due to a text that my now ex girlfriend accidentally sent to my mom >.

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sduval33 5

That would suck... I've sent one to my dad once my accident. But of course he didn't realize I wasn't a virgin until I was pregnant since he didn't live with us. I was 19 and married......

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queerquails 3

This FML sounds like it was written by Eric Foreman

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Shadow_Phantom 26

When I lost mine, my mom acted like it was the most horrible thing ever when she found out about it... she pretty much told everyone she knew about it. My sister lost hers, and I didn't know about it until 3 or 4 months later. :| I know how you feel OP... FYL.

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sduval33 5

Lol my mom guessed and got me on te pill. My sister followed suit and got knocked up at 14. You should have seen the shit storm that caused. And she tried to point out that I was having sex with my 3 year boyfriend. Mom laughed

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I wish my mom was open enough to put me on the pill, sort of. I've heard the side effect of acting the opposite toward your lover aren't nice.

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idgaf528 6

Message didn't all send >.< but yeah, i was older than my brother was at the time he got caught, he got grounded for like a week but still had his phone and everything, and got to leave and do whatever, then with me my mom and stepdad went up to my room took all of my electronics, games, tv, music, everything and left me with nothing but my bed and alarm clock, and forbid me from ever talking to this girl again, I wasn't able to go outside for anything except for school, I couldn't have a girlfriend anymore, I couldn't talk to anyone, no phone, had to sleep where my parents could always see or hear me, and it was like this for over a year, got almost everything back, but my parents never trusted me with anything again, never really let me do anything again unless I check in with them every hour on the dot...and I could only be out for like a total of 10 hours a week pretty much...but now im moved out, older, more mature, have a beautiful daughter whome i love more than anything, and can support and afford all her needs, and I agree, your life sucks :/, but hang in there, things always get better eventually, and one day you will prove your parents wrong and show how much better you can be than they expected

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mmily007 3

Is your name ERIC FOREMAN?!

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Derpylicious 3

Welcome to the real world, where parents favor one child over the other and there is no real justice in general.

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catharsis5 9

Is your sister a suck up? Maybe she treats her parents like gods so they let her do anything. Happens in my family.

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