Miscellaneous: Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had...

By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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What happened?

By nayahbear24 - 27/08/2014 22:52 - United States - Trenton

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML

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What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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Busted

By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 10:38 - United States

Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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Paigeth 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:09

Lmao, sorry but that's priceless. You should really block off your parents' room when having a party.

dang_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:07

lol! well deserved

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lifepwns 0

Friday 13 March 2009 18:29

This is why you attend parties not host them.... fail. Also, you should have had a "small gathering" instead of "parties". You got what you deserved.

Outkast 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:41

man what happened next do you still live there???

LauRAWRen 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:22

how do you "forget" about something like that? now first of all, throwing one party let alone a few during your parents' absence is not okay, [i'm 18, so i'm not like a parent scolding you] and second of all.... wth IF i were to EVER throw a party and that happened, it would be the FIRST thing i would clean up. also, IF i were to EVER throw a party, i would lock my parents' door from the inside and climb out the window [on the second story] to make sure no one got in there. [of course, one would need to get a way back in....... didn't think of that. but still]

JaneChemi_fml 21

Saturday 2 March 2013 11:17

maybe, just maybe... with your keys...through the front door...

cantwhistle 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:53

you would deserve it if it were true. You probably deserve to be disowned for even lying about it

enfpftw 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:03

agreed with #16.

skyspring 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:53

lock the room, lock the windows and don't forget to lock important shit such as pets in there. seriously, people are known for giving drugs to dogs and stuff. thankfully that's never happened to me but that might be because i follow the don't host rule. honestly, letting people screw in your parent's bed is disgusting. ALWAYS lock the damn room.

Aukje 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:08

Basically: I've been there, done that. Its hard closing of one room at a party if u dont have a key :( , btw. im impressed how u manage to throw SEVERAL parties in a weekend, one was definetly enough for me. Well I hope your parents wont ground/punish you forever :)