Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
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Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
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Paigeth 0
Lmao, sorry but that's priceless. You should really block off your parents' room when having a party.
dang_fml 0
lol! well deserved
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lifepwns 0
This is why you attend parties not host them.... fail. Also, you should have had a "small gathering" instead of "parties". You got what you deserved.
Outkast 0
man what happened next do you still live there???
LauRAWRen 0
how do you "forget" about something like that? now first of all, throwing one party let alone a few during your parents' absence is not okay, [i'm 18, so i'm not like a parent scolding you] and second of all.... wth IF i were to EVER throw a party and that happened, it would be the FIRST thing i would clean up. also, IF i were to EVER throw a party, i would lock my parents' door from the inside and climb out the window [on the second story] to make sure no one got in there. [of course, one would need to get a way back in....... didn't think of that. but still]
JaneChemi_fml 21
maybe, just maybe... with your keys...through the front door...
cantwhistle 0
you would deserve it if it were true. You probably deserve to be disowned for even lying about it
enfpftw 0
agreed with #16.
skyspring 0
lock the room, lock the windows and don't forget to lock important shit such as pets in there. seriously, people are known for giving drugs to dogs and stuff. thankfully that's never happened to me but that might be because i follow the don't host rule. honestly, letting people screw in your parent's bed is disgusting. ALWAYS lock the damn room.
Aukje 0
Basically: I've been there, done that. Its hard closing of one room at a party if u dont have a key :( , btw. im impressed how u manage to throw SEVERAL parties in a weekend, one was definetly enough for me. Well I hope your parents wont ground/punish you forever :)
RyanWolves 0
Never let other people go in ur parents bed!
imtoast 0
hahaha @ 23 btw why didn't you wash your parents sheets if you cleaned everything else?? seriously, thats disgusting ew.
mmiikkee 0
That's your own fault dumbass