Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
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Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
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Top comments
Paigeth 0
Lmao, sorry but that's priceless. You should really block off your parents' room when having a party.
dang_fml 0
lol! well deserved
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Comments (59)
AliSama 17
it would have been funny if it was the same brand that your parents used. Then we get a post from one your parents, "We went to vacation, our kid was a great kid. came home, found out I left one of our condoms from the pre vacation sex. Now our kid thinks we are old horny perverts. FML"
jwesburn 0
Somones a goddamn idiot when it comes to having parties
ChrissyC 0
this is definitely fake.
waffles_128 0
you should've pretended like you had no idea how it got there, they might have thought it was theirs.
SevenDeadlySinz 0
Oh, snap xD I feel bad for you.
tincan 0
@ #17: Adolescences do stupid things because their brain is not fully developed. Don't blame it on something else. XD @ OP: You deserved it? Should've blocked off your parents' room like others said.
Jareth_fml 0
You deserved that. Letting people have sex in your parents bed is so wrong. Block off their room next time.
jdpwnsyou 0
Rookie mistake man. Always check the parents bed.
jSOPURE 3
At least they had protected sex. :)
draccon136 0
who has sex and is too lazy to throw the condom on the floor, let alone a trash can? oh wait. drunk people.