Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
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Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
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Paigeth 0
Lmao, sorry but that's priceless. You should really block off your parents' room when having a party.
dang_fml 0
lol! well deserved
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TryToBeKind 0
If you're young enough to be worried about getting into trouble with your parents, you are too young to be partying.
Misanthropist 0
I agree with #12.
imhawaiian 0
Party noob, Don't throw em, go to em. No clean up.
thefmlman2011 36
I'd go to them, and then help clean up the day after.
LittleMissMack 0
#12 and #14 -- There is no set age at which you "can" party. Someone is able to party whenever they want. Whether you agree with it or not, isn't going to stop them. OP -- I concur, party foul letting people hook up in Mommy and Daddy's room.
Lolocaust 0
what is this business about "if you're young enough to worry about your parents you're too young to party"? this is exactly the kind of attitude that forces adolescents to be secretive with their consumption of alcohol/pot, adn therefore do stupid things. LIke drink and drive. Or binge drink when parents are gone. If we had a system in place which promoted the education of kids about how to use these substances responsibly, we would be far better off. People wouldn't be scared to be safe and call for rides, or fill up their parents' house just because mom and pop are gone. Educate, ya'll. People for a sensible drug policy, what! Also, you're an idiot for leaving mommy's room unlocked. We all know parents have the most comfortable beds...
SpicyDuck 22
I really hate my generation.
yeahreally 6
niice little present they left you....lmfao
dcapp 0
that sucks so hard core. i just had a party when my dad was in mexico and my friends decided to sleep on his bed after i told them not to. i put all the pillows on his bed and he noticed his bed was made too nicely. ahhaha
sunshyne84_fml 0
what great friends you have!
render 0
#12, leaving a condom on your parents' bed at any age is embarrassing. But anyway, HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha oh God, I got a good laugh from this one... Man, that sucks!!!
meanbeech 0
sounds as if you dont party.. or havent partied much.. dont roll with the big dogs unless you know what to expect.. and FYI NEVER HOST AGAIN cause youre parents prolly tipped off the neighbors to call them next time they go away.. thats if they dont get you a babysitter or make you stay at a friends house and lock you out of the house too. ive seen this happen to a lotta dumbasses that thought they cleaned the whole place. when you got drunk horny teenagers crammed in a house with beds.. they wont care WHOSE bed it is..