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By pgmonster - 21/05/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By vikts - 29/05/2012 17:52 - Luxembourg - Olm

Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML

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By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 11:00

Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML

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You deserved it 1 837

By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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Thursday 21 May 2015 17:34

It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!

bettyc4 26

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

He should have knocked on wood.

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Googolman 29

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:33

It looks like you wrecked your relationship with your boss.

walkingspastic 22

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:34

It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!

MrConcise 34

Thursday 21 May 2015 19:34

"There's no such thing as an accident." The boss planted a psychological seed of destruction. OP was just the vessel!

grajax 24

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:34

Well, looks like you really crushed your reputation in that aspect.

dragon0313 9

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

I'm sorry that happened to you op. FYL

1dvos_grl3 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

Oh the irony.. Hope you don't get into too much trouble.

bettyc4 26

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

He should have knocked on wood.

LOLouis_fml 24

Thursday 21 May 2015 18:08

Before OP knocked INTO metal.

woainishamu 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

Your boss jinxed it!

alkoy 4

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:41

now he probably thinks you did it on purpose :)

abNormal62 23

Thursday 21 May 2015 18:04

Well at least you got the recognition before you got the blame

brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 21 May 2015 18:06

Your boss has a sharp tongue. Next time he should talk how long it's been since you got a raise.

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