By pgmonster - 21/05/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 857
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It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!

He should have knocked on wood.

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It looks like you wrecked your relationship with your boss.

It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!

"There's no such thing as an accident." The boss planted a psychological seed of destruction. OP was just the vessel!

Well, looks like you really crushed your reputation in that aspect.

I'm sorry that happened to you op. FYL

Oh the irony.. Hope you don't get into too much trouble.

He should have knocked on wood.

Before OP knocked INTO metal.

Your boss jinxed it!

now he probably thinks you did it on purpose :)

Well at least you got the recognition before you got the blame

Your boss has a sharp tongue. Next time he should talk how long it's been since you got a raise.