Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML
Today, I accidentally left my bedroom light on all day. When I got home, my mum screamed at me for wasting electricity. This is the same woman who leaves the TV on all day while she’s at work, all so our dogs have something to watch and won't be “bored”. FML
Today, my mom grabbed my phone, said she was taking it because I'd been disrespectful, and hung up my call. I'd been speaking with a work client. This is the gratitude I get for paying all her bills for the past 2 years, all because she's too lazy to get a job. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mother for making noise after midnight. What was the noise? The microwave as I made something to eat. I work the night shift and had just come home from work, and I'm the only person in this house with a job. Apparently, me not paying her overdue bills cancels that out. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
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Top comments
nooblper 21
Some people just need to bitch to feel in a position of power.
ananicosia 28
It seems you can't win with her, just don't pay attention to what she says, you will never be right in her eyes, even when trying to do good
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Comments (41)
DemCideOhShiz 8
tell her to go get laid and leave you alone! sounds like a cobwebbed ****** right there!
The_Potato_Lord 15
I can relate
LyricaSilvan 30
Sometimes people just want an excuse to be mad about something. I know the feeling; I used to go through that with my mom all the time. Fun story: after I'd moved out on my own, she once screamed at me and locked me out of her house over a candy wrapper that I'd dropped while visiting and forgotten to pick up. ONE LITTLE WRAPPER. FYL. Hopefully you and your mom can get on better terms someday. I did with mine, so don't lose hope.
TweetAnne 13
How dare you not let her phone die in peace?
Tyrez 32
Sounds just like my dad.
warrenhoward42 20
I feel your pain
221bcompanion 15
My grandma, who I live with, does the same thing. It sucks when someone actively seeks out reasons to be a bitch, and you can't call them out on it because of how much they do for you that they hold over your head, as if it gives them free reign to treat you however they want.
LoLoLibra1 14
#24 - I SO relate to this...do we have the same parent??? ; )
LoLoLibra1 14
*oops! After I pressed reply & forgot you said grandma...anyway, I can relate to your comment and many comments as well as OP's post...we all need to go get a beer together, talk, and then let it go LOL (sobbing on the inside not really LOL)!! ; )
heartofhannah 28
Sister?? Is that you??
mld4657 28
she sounds like a winner
SoBeSatan 22
That unfortunate, OP. I know it's tough at the moment but you've got this.