Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML
Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML
Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
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Top comments
Betz 10
You can dress up as Santa for Halloween. That'll save you money on costumes too.
Lizza330 28
That sounds awesome.
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Comments (92)
Kn0wledge123 21
I can't stop laughing at Christaween lmaooo
ObeyAlliance 7
That's not even funny...
insomniac8400 13
I think christoween sounds better
laylay33 6
Christmas is in 2 months... Calm yourself and its actually not that bad and shouldn't really be a fml. Just saying
Raluxa 21
The Nightmare before Christmas :)
Posthuman 26
^-^ ******* great movie
Whistlee 8
You might scare Santa away....
paaronoid 4
That doesn't sound like a bad thing at all. Quit your bitchin' and start enjoying Christmasween, Scrooge! :)
sargeantbilko 5
This is 1 funny FML. If you have opinions about decorating, maybe you could pitch in and help. Otherwise, YDI.
Myo_fml 20
Decemberween! God I miss that web cartoon...
rattusrattus 19
So does that mean that pissed-off trick-or-treaters have to eggnog your house instead?
daysinalleyways 4
Holy ****. Five minutes after reading this I'm still dying over the word "Christmasween"
jessmarie555 1
its not even funny.