Love: Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil...

By millie219 - 13/08/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

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Mommy issues

By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 20:01

Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML

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Stand up for yourself

By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 22:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By lovekills99 - 19/01/2009 17:59 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

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Childlike

By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 23:01 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 22:00

Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML

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harrypotter955 19

Monday 13 August 2012 19:07

1-800 choke dat hoe

holeyman 8

Monday 13 August 2012 19:07

She probably saw his name on the no-call list

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 13 August 2012 20:53

You think your bf is so sweet, but he just hangs out with dumb kids just so he can feel smart by comparison. Can I interest you in a set of steak knives that can saw a boot in half?

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 13 August 2012 21:31

That second "an" is bothering me...

Calingaladha 21

Monday 13 August 2012 21:41

You could **** with her and hum/play hold music whenever she's being bitchy or calls to try and sell shit.

laurenlovesjb 20

Monday 13 August 2012 22:17

Wow you must be a great person too, since you care so much about your brother that you write an FML about him. Good for you OP!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 13 August 2012 22:26

It's her boyfriend... OP, if you are in age and able to do so, maybe it's time to move out far enough from your bitter mother. You would not want her to ruin your relationship with your sweet boyfriend...

hateevryone 14

Monday 13 August 2012 22:17

Your mother needs Jesus.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 13 August 2012 22:32

Whenever someone says something about another person it always says more about the speaker than the other person.

EternalHatred 3

Monday 13 August 2012 22:59

Seems like to me she's the "evil self-centered piece of trash".

sweetmama88 6

Monday 13 August 2012 23:06

I'm sure your mother didn't mean what she said, most probably what she said she is going to be sorry at some point! karma is a bitch. What goes around comes around, twice as hard . And tell your boyfriend that she's on her period , and he will understand blame it on Pms instead of your mother being some complete asshole. !