Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, my mom mentioned that she doesn’t think she’s gonna let my baby sister believe in Santa. When I mentioned that I believed in Santa growing up, she casually replied with, "Yeah, well you were slow." FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining how Santa is actually Christ reincarnated, giving presents to all the good little Christian boys and girls. She'll be staying all week. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Ho ho ho hail satan ************
Nyx_fml 23
Wait... Santa is going to hell? So, she thinks Santa is real? There's the first sign she's a wacko. Uhh... I mean... SANTA IS REAL, FML KIDS.
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Comments (167)
KenB99 15
yeah, sure, call a holiday that christians celebrate as the birth of jesus satanic... no irony thee
VengeanceChicken 12
wait so what did you do for christmas during your childhood OP??
pensacolalady 10
I don't even know what to say! I have grandchildren & I can't even imagine doing something so awful to ruin their childhood!
Jeffy91 28
Well if ya take the N in Santa and place it at the end of his name it does spell Satan lmao
pinnneeeapple 9
If your a Jehovah's Witness and you get caught celebrating any holidays , they throw you out of the church. But I feel like their a cult !
the_real_dvd 21
*they're. And they only throw you out if you become a Jehovah's Witness in the first place. If that's too much to handle, don't become one.
Huddisher 10
WBC influences?
wrathofthefist 5
Haha this is so epic!
Shade1982 21
Christmas actually IS a recognized christian holiday, regardless of it's original source. So, whatever she is referring to, it is wrong. And also, regardless of the reason, anything being repeated for a longer period of time is a tradition, they have to start somewhere...
r0cks0 6
Didn't you know Santa is an anagram for Satan. I try to keep religeous freaks from my kids, even my family. I have told family that I respect their beliefs, but if they try to push them on me and my children I will break contact. Didn't you know about your mom or is this a new development.
TheAngryPrincess 3
Fyourkidslives and just f the idiots on this site who agree with your psycho mom.