Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees, and her cruise ship fee. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, my husband and I had to cancel our family Disney World trip because my mom stole and gambled away all of our spending money. Our kids are still crying and throwing tantrums and don't understand why we can't afford to go anymore. FML
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superguppy19 3
Damn what a selfish bitch
rainer13 11
Are you really going to put up with that crap?
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Comments (118)
Capt_Oblivious 10
NOW you're a broke student.
Mirorbo 27
What's it with so many parents presented on FML being inconsiderate jerks?!
FYLDeep 26
FMLs deal with the shitty things in life. Therefore, when a parent posts an FML, it's about the kids being brats, and when a kid posts one, it's about the parents being assholes.
thisisafunnyname 12
It probably has something to do with the fact that this is FML, and most stories wouldn't be about loving and caring parents
shrdlu 28
Unless they're TOO loving, as in incest.
Akai_fml 4
Most parents *are* inconsiderate jerks. That's why I plan on never becoming one myself.
cameron194 9
100-akai .. Do u mean never having kids? Or never becoming an asshole parent like Op's?
RuCheezBurger 10
Go in her suitcase.
stevenmx86 8
Why does she have access to your money?
QueenMichael 16
Take revenge. Steal money from her. Or do something else. Just make sure it hurts.
rattusrattus 19
Remove parts of her car, one bit at a time, and sell them for scrap. When she replaces it, remove another part, sell it for scrap. So on and so forth. This way you will recoup the money she stole, and she has to pay more money (and time!) getting her car fixed, so you get your vengence too.
bighood24 17
Yea just make sure the mom can't find the money
JinxosGirl87 0
Sneak a weapon in her luggage so she'll be stopped and questioned before boarding.
perdix 31
Looks like you just failed your mid-term in Hiding Money 101, and your professor absconded to sunny climes with her ill-gotten tuition.
FYLDeep 26
Getting ready to take a sabbatical leave for "research" purposes.
perdix 31
If she really wanted to pursue advanced studies in Money Hiding, she'd go to the Cayman Islands . . . and tell her naive, idiot n00b student she's going to a poverty-ridden hellhole.
maninthebox11 8
Why does your mom know where your stash is? You gotta hide that shit!
deadeyedex 6
Who wants to do there anyway
perdix 31
You mean "go?" Baseball scouts.
KiddNYC1O 22
Pfft, ignorance.
catseventhst 0
Because that makes sense...
hackaypreeseh 2
well now you are ;)