Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML
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Today, my mom made the (not) very wise decision to once again inform me that my grandma is in rapidly declining health, and as a result she is not long for this world. My brain took this as an opportunity to push my anxiety into overdrive. I can't stop thinking about what will happen when my grandma dies. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, and for the past week, my grandma has been talking about her oldest cat not living much longer. This morning, my mom called, and I could instantly tell by the inflection of her voice what had happened. I immediately, correctly, assumed that he had died… and then I got yelled at for being "pessimistic." FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML
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Top comments
SexyQueen0905 24
Sounds like your mom and grandma have some issues between them. That's messed up.
MtnDew420 8
Clearly she doesn't get death
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Comments (32)
ellymae96 25
Sorry to hear op. But don't let your moms feelings (or lack of) stop you from mourning! Enjoy your time with your grandma now!
paginis 8
Ah yes, the body's emotional center, the uterus.
Tripartita 45
One second, you're talking about an upsetting topic, and the next second, you're upset! How's she supposed to keep up with these craaaaazy emotions.
rexism0408 14
i dont know what pmsing is....
False_Stupidity 42
Are you related to #8?
bapbap_fml 15
Wow, your mom is cold and oblivious. When my grandma died (my dad's mom), my mom was quite sad over it. And she had been divorced from my dad for many years and always disliked my grandma, but she still felt for her children because they lost their grandmother.
False_Stupidity 42
I think my translator is broken I didn't quite get that. Edit: Ah, it's back online.. Did you mean 'she'?
Warnerro 18
PMSing?
olga_crvjl 19
Omg I'm sorry OP that was probably a really hard thing to hear from your mom about the grandma situation not the PMSing
my_dog_paco1205 14
I don't know how to respond to this
Internetflakes 13
Im surprised the FML is that your mom thought you were PMS'ing, not that your grandma was going to die.