Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
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Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
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Top comments
pllamah 9
Well hey, at least the gray is gone.
iSnortWaffles 7
It's more like **** your mom's life.
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Comments (165)
hateevryone 15
you know there are other ways you could've cheered her up.
samaroo0 0
Just shave her head and buy her a nice wig for Christmas
nochopstix 10
It only washes out a little bit if its permanent. A better idea would be to strip it with anti-dandruff shampoo for a few washes, then put a toner over it. Or buy her a wig for Christmas.
graham11 14
143- well duh hair dye comes out. But not immediately, as you were implying in your first comment. I've heard enough of this ignorance! *drowns a squirrel in the toilet while attempting to strangle it with clothes*
graham11 14
147- apparently, I'm a "man" according to this fine fellow, gurggle. But I like your scenario!!
Troll_spray 6
*aims troll spray can at gurgle* Freeeeeze! Back away from the keyboard and put your hands up where i could see them!
Troll_spray 6
*sprays gurggle with troll-spray* STOP RESISTING!! no seriously stfu im running out of ******* troll spray here....
mbrooks5110 0
If you follow the instructions on the fning box & do a test spot stuff like that can be avoided. Too much common sense eh...
evillittleme 5
Tell her she can be just like Vivienne Westwood..
moozillanaitor 9
what's the big issue with red heads???