Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Guarded
Today, I was supposed to spend Easter with my grandparents, but my mom's new husband is a paranoid, overprotective asshole who wouldn't let me because he "doesn't know them." What's even worse is that my mom decided to agree with him just to keep the fucking peace. FML
Today, my husband and I hosted Easter dinner. Since I was in my own home, I breastfed without a cover. My sister-in-law stormed out in a rage, screaming that I was being obscene, and equated it to shooting heroin in front of her kids. Happy Easter indeed. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Good times
Today, I was visiting my mom for Easter weekend. I rarely visit her, since she lives on the other side of the state. She spent the nicest day of the visit sick all day in bed. It wasn't food poisoning, the doctors don't know what it was, but she was fine the next day, when it was raining and much colder, so no outdoors for us. FML
Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML
A tad harsh
Today, as punishment for peeing on the toilet seat, my dad told my son Santa isn’t real and nor is the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Gossip
Today, I was feeling very sad and alone, so I went to see my mom. I was there for over two hours, but she was on the phone gossiping with her church hens for about an hour and 45 minutes. Then she wonders why I hardly ever visit. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28
wow that's messed up your mom shouldn't be going around killing the Easter bunny like that.
Le_Doctor 10
Oh the loving embrace of grandmothers
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jnanderson 16
Easter is only a thing because of religion. You can't cancel that shit.
j_cat187 20
A religious rant is the worst kind of rant.
EternalRest 5
But often the most entertaining.
coach321 7
Easter bunny it's what's for dinner.
eyedea84 5
hey i hold personal beliefs, but don't religous nuts screw with what makes your kids happy. that's rediculous of her to do that.
HelloooooNurse 20
"This is why grandma is no longer allowed to visit."
SuperMew 22
I agree. People let their extremist family members into their lives and wonder why their kids are ****** up.
DrHail 22
It is a Pagan Holiday. I don't care weather people want to admit it or not.
SmilieAKD 20
No it is not a pagan holiday. It's based off a pagan holiday. That is not the same thing. Easter is a Christian creation. Pagans celebrate Ostara, which takes place on the Spring Equinox.
OysterPearls 33
Hey, don't bring the weather people into this! They just want to give you hope of sunny skies...
sailorarctic 22
while you're technically correct, she's right as well. Ostara's sacred symbols are the rabbit and the egg due to her being a fertility goddess which is how they became associated with Easter.
Setareh23 34
@23: but isn't that number 20's point? That Easter is based on the pagan holiday (thus sharing certain similarities and what-not), but is not the same thing? The point is, just because a holiday is based on another, doesn't mean they're both the same holiday. They're two different holidays celebrated by two different groups of people and celebrating different things.
ironichalibut 24
If you're saying that Easter is a pagan holiday because it carried over pagan traditions, then you're going to have to also concede that Christmas is a pagan holiday, unless you've never before decorated a tree as part of the celebration.
viva_la_blondes 15
Actually yes, Christmas is also a pagan holiday. Both are not based on Biblical facts. For Easter, they used a different calendar than us and he died on Nisan 14, which this year falls on April 14th. The bunnies and eggs have nothing to do with Jesus and everything to do with Gods of Fertility. Now with Christmas, the Bible says that Jesus was born at a time when the Shepherds were still sleeping outside with their flocks which means definitely NOT the middle of winter. And like Easter, Christmas has nothing to do with true Biblical doctrines and everything to do with Santa Clause and decorating trees. Pretty sure neither of those things are in the Bible. Oh and you know those Three Wise Men? ...They were Astrologers who were looming to kill Jesus. Read Matthew 1 it tells all about when Jesus was born and it's quite different than what some Churches may teach. Same with Easter.
paigexox0 37
Oh hey OP's mother
Rallred32 20
34, where do you get this information on the day Christ died? I would like to find the uber-exact dates on when the world was created, too.
viva_la_blondes 15
Oh hey #40 what's up
Setareh23 34
@34 If you read Matthew 2, you’d know that the three wise men weren’t out to kill Jesus, king Herod was. As for Easter and Christmas not being doctrinal, people know there isn’t a command “thou shalt celebrate Christmas and Easter” in the Bible. They don’t celebrate them because they think God commanded them to. They celebrate it to have fun, or to reflect on parts of the Bible, or to follow tradition. Also, since (as was mentioned earlier) Christmas and Easter traditions were based on pagan holidays it makes sense they would share similar traditions (the date being in December, eggs, decorating trees, etc). However the symbols mean different things to Christians than to pagans. For example, in Christian practice, Easter eggs would symbolize new birth and therefore the resurrection of Christ and salvation “new life” through him. The resurrection of Christ is a true Bible doctrine. Christmas evergreen trees symbolize everlasting life thanks to the birth and sacrifice of Christ. Candy canes symbolize the blood of Christ and purification of sin by him. Santa Claus was created by a mixture of legend, consumerism and secularism. The point is, popular Christian holidays may have similarities to pagan holidays, but the symbols and the actions mean totally different things to the two groups. To Christians, the symbols are just meant to reflect on what God has done and as a way to thank him. For secular people, it's a celebration to have fun :)
tj4234 36
You know, as one of the resident historians who frequently comment on this site i get tired of explaining how these festivals came to be part of christianity. So this year i'm not going to. And, i'm just going to leave this link here for you all to read at your leisure :p. it's the letter from pope gregory to abbot mellitus where he gives instructions on the incorporation of the pagan festivals. www.fordham.edu/hallsall/source/greg1-mellitus.txt
tj4234 36
However as has been mentioned, much of these festivals traditions have been translated into christian traditions now.
viva_la_blondes 15
It doesn't matter how they've been "translated" into Christian symbols... They first and foremost represent pagan things and I don't know why any true "Christian" would inculcate things that are undeniably rooted in paganism into their celebrations of Jesus. It's not Biblical no matter how you try to spin it.
tj4234 36
78. That's why i usually say that most christians don't actually follow those festivals (although a considerable amount do, and there are probably more non christians, like myself, who follow them than actual christians. I'm not pagan either btw).
outoftown 27
78 - When you pick "dead guy on a stick" as the primary symbol of your religion, you have a serious marketing problem -- like it, or not. You need lots of warm-and-fuzzy help to get and keep followers.
Setareh23 34
To be fair though, tons of traditions that Christians follow come from non-Christian religious practices. Just take weddings as an example. Bridesmaids originally had the role of outsmarting evil spirits by dressing similarly to the bride to prevent the evil spirits from finding her. Wedding cakes were used in Roman times and medieval times for good luck. Even the flowers (not just the bouquet, but also those in the maids hair, and used as decor) were meant to ward off evil spirits. All these practices have origins in non-Christian superstitions. We use them today however because they have completely different meanings to us. Does that mean people who have bridesmaids, or cake, or flowers at their wedding are disobeying God and are not "true" Christians?
8born8 18
Christianity incorporated pagan idols to help convert them.
Setareh23 34
Also, you say that the symbols cannot truly be translated to Christian symbols since they "first and foremost represent pagan things" and are "undeniably rooted in paganism." But is it truly Biblical to say that a religious group can "lay claim" to things like eggs, bunnies, and evergreen trees? If you are a Christian, then don't you believe God created them first? Shouldn't eggs, bunnies, and trees first and foremost represent God's creation? I mean, many ancient civilizations worshiped the sun as God. But would it be fair to tell a Christian "hey you shouldn't hang a picture of a sun in your house because people might associate it to ancient worship of the sun God?" I would understand more if we were living in the past where someone decorating with bunnies, eggs, and evergreens were primarily associated to pagans. However nowadays when you see someone with a Christmas tree in their house, the first reaction is rarely "oh they must be pagans." There is no longer the risk of being associated to such a practice. Just like the sun is now rarely associated to "the sun god" anymore.
Setareh23 34
@75 I tried to go to your link, but I couldn't access it. Is it possible you need to be part of fordham university to have access to it? Do you have another link you could send me to? It's always interesting to learn about the origin of certain practices :P
azyjazy713 11
Damn, she didnt even let the Easter bunny die peacefully in his sleep. He had to b murdered smh
rocker_chick23 27
My mother tried something similar with my son and I gave her an ultimatum. I told her if she doesn't stop telling him he is going to Hell because I don't believe in God or the bible, then she isn't going to be allowed to see him any more. I see by your post that she has done stuff like that in the past, so maybe it's time to set her straight.
rmsutton 20
Well, technically the Easter Bunny is what's left over from the pagan holiday that the Church so cleverly scheduled Easter on to stamp out celebrations of Pagan holidays. The third Sunday after the Vernal Equinox was the Pagan holiday of fertility, which is why bunnies and eggs are kept around. Bunnies multiply like... well, bunnies, and eggs are one of the few things we can frequently see the growth and birth of an organism if it's fertilized. So while your mother technically isn't wrong that the Easter Bunny is pagan, the celebration the Easter Bunny represents began long before the celebration of the death and resurrection of Christ.
coolcocoxxx 12
Easter, Christmas and so on were not created to "stamp out" Pagan holidays. The man who wrote the bible was a Pagan himself. He saw the rise of Christianity and knew what it would mean. Rather than fight it, he decided to facilitate the transition from Paganism to Christianity. He therefore based these holidays on Pagan ones (Santa clause, decorating a tree, the Easter bunny, etc, are all based on Pagan traditions). He did this with the church too. There are Pagan symbols ever present in today's church.
P1Nk13 7
The man who wrote the bible?? Also, the bible doesn't dictate the dates of Christmas and Easter.....I'm curious as to which exact man you are referring.
daggerseiuri 1
The bible is written over centuries by many, many different men. Also, there is no Christmas or Easter in the bible. There is the birth of Christ, tweaked to conform to the messiah prophecy, and the risen Christ, completely a Christian invention. Also, do you really think the bible is an historical document written by some pagan (one guy!) who witnessed the rise of Christianity? Do you know the Old Testament is part if the Jewish bible? Do you know that Judaism predates Christianity? Do you know the time between the books in the New Testament spans hundreds of years? Do you know the time between the New and Old Testament spans about a thousand years? One guy?
8born8 18
Methuselea must have had hellish writers cramp.
0ss 12
Some people take thier beliefs a little too far. Let the children have fun, when they grow up then they can ditch the bunny if they so choose.
YellowKettleBell 31
Its only pagan if she wants it to be.