Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML
Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Projection
Today, I was getting ready to go pick up a few things for much-needed projects around the house, when I heard my husband yelling from the basement. The lawnmower had kicked a rock through the expensive sliding glass door we just finished paying off. The rattling refrigerator may have to wait. FML
Today, after spending $850 on having our siding, roof and windows powerwashed, a 5-minute storm blew the siding clear off the house. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Trust issues
Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, we bought our first home after months of searching and years of saving. It's directly in the path of Hurricane Irma and may be destroyed before we even get the chance to move in. FML
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OrgasmicBunnies 9
Did she sell the car for gas money too?
ILoveEggnog 7
Gotta watch those winds coming off of Lake Michigan....
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dbt88 15
The way our weather has been lately? She may be onto something...
Complaining 13
Dude if you live in Chicago you would know the weather is UNPREDICTABLE. A hurricane isn't out of the question, but it is pretty far our there. Sorry about the appliances though.
jackmg 0
Am I the only one who noticed that he/she has to be on something electronic to be able to post it? even if it is real YDI
jayAZ 3
crack!
raggi5 0
in that shit screwed city, they double as impenetrable burgler bars :D think of the pluses op think of the pluses :D
cargod05 0
you will love her in the year of 2012.... u wait
quade25 0
I would move away lol
weallfail 0
haha im from chicago (no longer there) and i must say a hurricane in chicago is like a .8% chance even from lake michigan fyl op fyl
Lolpizza_fml 0
if she sold all of your electronics then how could you have wrote this
skatingqueen 0
ive lived in chicago all my life and chicago is not a hurricane city so you guys are all idiots saying that it could be when it can't and it's the windy city cause of politics not cause it's windy so your mom is stupid for buying hurricane shutters and selling all your electronics cause if she did you wouldn't be able to post on here