Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
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Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML
Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML
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freya1998 23
Soft kitty, high kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, hazy kitty Purr, purr, purr
TheNewGuy03 29
Now I'm thinking of a kitty that's absolutely blazed out of its mind.
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Comments (65)
DenBriZel 31
I'm surprised she didn't blame it on your sister..
more4me 27
Yeah it would have been more logical. Maybe the Mom is a good egg and didn't want to accuse anyone wrongly.
Oyas12 14
or she's high, duh
Westin22 9
I am just commenting to get a badge ???
gamermonster 34
Then at least make your comment funny
Jets4Life89 4
She is your mom, her house she can do what she wants.
more4me 27
Exactly. Bring the thumbs down, I don't care, but IMO, if OP is that sensitive, maybe OP can find another place to live? OP doesn't say anything so don't assume OP's mom is a deadbeat stoner. OP's mom could just as well be consuming legal cannabis which is known to help certain illnesses ranging from PSDT to nausea from cancer meds. We don't know the details so don't judge.
teapotrevolt 27
PTSD, juss saying
freya1998 23
#17, although you make a fair point, if I was nauseous, I would certainly not smoke weed! It's known for causing nausea.
InfiniteSunshine 32
I understand if it may be for some kind of condition cause then it's necessary and medical, but if it isn't, I don't think you should be subjecting anyone else to your smoking by doing it inside. I'm an avid smoker of pot myself, but the smell is potent, some people don't like it, and it's unfiltered with the smoke being quite harsh on the lungs, it's the same with cigarettes, it has it's drawbacks to people getting it secondhand. You're the one smoking, you're the one choosing to do the activity, you should be the one accommodating if other people don't want it around, at the very least be near an open window. Also, we don't know the age of the OP, maybe they can't just get out and find another place to live.
lynnlady 6
I don't know why you would say its known for causing nausea when it is used as and anti-nausea medication for chemo patients...
Mike_Oxhard 14
Learn to vape my friend. Works wonders.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
The pussy must smell funny
smxiricky 23
who else but quagmire?
Vishwakarma 8
How is that FYL? It wasn't your room so you can stay in your room and not deal with the smell , she didn't smoke in front of you. I guess its **** your cat's life for taking the blame.
aeryn97 17
was it your pot? otherwise I can't see how this is a fml unless you're the mom who was high AF when trying to come up with an answer, the sis who's room now stinks, or the cat who's been blamed for it lol
zarrganaut 17
I'm not sure how this is an fml.
PhoenixChick 26
I hate the smell of pot, and I hate potheads who won't own up to it. If your mom is chill enough with her habit to do it in her own home, she should be chill enough to admit what she's doing you and show it's normal. If you're ashamed of admitting something you're doing in your kids room, you probably shouldn't be doing it.
LPac5295 27
I can't stand the smell of weed. From the beginning of my freshman year of college to the end of my sophomore year I had to smell weed every day because I got stuck with a neighbor who smoked it daily. It's a disgusting smell and smoke the damn thing outside if you have to smoke it at all. Sorry you have to deal with that and hopefully your mom apologizes and does it somewhere else.