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Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML

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One of my friends brought to my attention that one of my ol' FMLs is still circulating with quite a bit of controversy, so I'm back to add a little bit of insight: For those of you who called me childish for not applying my own sunscreen, I'm far from flexible and I'd like to say that any normal person can't reach their back, so my mom went ahead and did that for me. Since she had some extra sunscreen on her fingers, she went ahead and did my face too, as I did the rest of my body. For those of you who said that it was rude of me to burp on my mother, I completely agree, but my eyes were closed and I had just had Taco Bell, so you know how it is. I didn't know my mom's fingers were so close to my face, my eyes being closed in all, so—I don't really remember, this was years ago. I'm glad I have a published FML, but my day at the beach turned sour when I had to wash sunscreen out of my mouth with seawater! My mom and I still laugh about it, though. Have a good day!

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well burp through your nose, that's what I do.

I never trust my mom with putting sunscreen on me. not after having a smiley face on my back.

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you can burp out of your nose, dumbshit.

lemonsquid 6

it's tasty....yum. I want some now!

Learn to spell unbearable you retard.

ew your ******* digusting!

UrLyfSuxx 0

Gross whyd you burp in your moms face?

doglover339 4

'scuse u??

how old are you???

RainbowzSkittlez 6

Well... was it good?

it's possible to burp with your mouth closed, then release the gas through your nose. ydi

that's gross! I would be so pist if I was your mom

Pist? What's pist?