Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML
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One of my friends brought to my attention that one of my ol' FMLs is still circulating with quite a bit of controversy, so I'm back to add a little bit of insight: For those of you who called me childish for not applying my own sunscreen, I'm far from flexible and I'd like to say that any normal person can't reach their back, so my mom went ahead and did that for me. Since she had some extra sunscreen on her fingers, she went ahead and did my face too, as I did the rest of my body. For those of you who said that it was rude of me to burp on my mother, I completely agree, but my eyes were closed and I had just had Taco Bell, so you know how it is. I didn't know my mom's fingers were so close to my face, my eyes being closed in all, so—I don't really remember, this was years ago. I'm glad I have a published FML, but my day at the beach turned sour when I had to wash sunscreen out of my mouth with seawater! My mom and I still laugh about it, though. Have a good day!
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Feklfekl2222 32
well burp through your nose, that's what I do.
ZoZo17_fml 0
I never trust my mom with putting sunscreen on me. not after having a smiley face on my back.
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Comments (203)
iSurf_fml 8
Do you really need your mommy to put sunscreen on you?
salvorican 24
Op's mom obviously doesn't think they can handle doing it on their own yet..
iSurf_fml 8
She's probably making their bed right now...in the basement.
austinthebossman 2
That.....that was the worst **** MY LIFE, of all time...I mean, probably ruined your day at the beach, but how is this FML??? Go post that on **** my day.
austinthebossman 2
how did I get moderated? getting sunscreen in your mouth isnt an FML! might of ruined your day but not your life!! it's more like a **** my day!!
cgall123 0
is this fml about sunscreen in their mouth or that their MOM STILL puts their sunscreen on them?
ipwnallmen 10
Open wide! Here it comes! xD but ugh... well the moment will pass, the aftertaste will fade... go about your merry way. :)
devinflirt 0
this one gets a greenlight and mine don't...? whatever...fml
Cryingraven 1
same! -.-"""
grapisy 8
Next time tell your mother that your all grown up and can put your own sunscreen on.
bigassfish97 0
hehe :p
jackt2034 0
this is why you apply it to yourself, that's what I do
Mistery510 6
stupid
KickItHigh 32
Swallow the burp, it's possible, I think...
ThisChicaHasSwag 0
lol :)