Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
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Jimboom 12
Having grown up with 2 older sisters I have learnt that you never let a girl no matter what the age walk away angry and thinking that they need to get back at you. What you should have said was something like "I will show you, but only if you prove to me that your old enough by doing X", and making X an impossible task of some kind. That would have distracted her with something else and she probably would have forgotten about it some time later if she was going to your granparents anyway. Either that or you shouldn't leave your laptop just out in the open where little hands can snatch it. Hope you passworded your profile at least!
Darth_Taco 14
See, this is why you shouldn't keep naked pictures of yourself on your electronic devices. Make sure to delete them as soon as you get your laptop back. And about the paper...I'm so sorry. Always make sure you keep a back-up or two.
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Comments (187)
King_of_Kings 3
#9 there is this other thing called a desktop. and plus there's the library, and also a friend's house. so, she could be using a desktop thats in another part of her house or at the library or at a friend's house. she might even be doing what i'm doing and typing this on a psp. or some other mobile device. have you thought of that at all?
beepelati 5
iPhone :)
jebby011 0
iPod touch
i_am_bomb 0
ipad :P
marykateex3 0
The situation sucks, but honestly, why would you keep pictures on your laptop where basically anyone could find them? And I hope you at least have a copy of the paper on a flash drive or in your e-mail. You kind of deserve this :
RespondomaticMan 0
What is wrong with you? Don't keep nudes of yourself on a laptop! That's just asking for trouble. However, I'd be ******* furious at her about taking your school work. Seriously, I'd be on that shit ASAP, doing all I can to get it back so that I could get my paper done.
mrcarmine 0
kill her
tipple 0
Sounds like your little sister needs to work out that just because she's angry doesn't mean she has the right to punish people. Of course, she may be going by the example she's being set, I don't know. PS: can you ask your little sister to post the nude pics of you somewhere for us before she returns the laptop? :o)
ammali 0
You don't have a password on your stuff?
King_of_Kings 3
i second #15 can you please have those nude pics posted somewhere? oh, and please tell us the directory where they're posted
Jimboom 12
#5 Hey Kings. Yea a little, but since the oldest had about 8 years on me it was more like they would torment me and make me their Guinea pig for their attempts at cooking and stuff. Plus the bigger of my sisters was quite proficient in karate. So I knew not to annoy them if I could help it... or if her Aunt Flo was in... that's when I made sure I was over at a friends house or somewhere out of their sight.
quacko 0
**** or gtfo.
elfuzzo 0
Your sister's a bitch. Get a better family. YDI for letting your parents reproduce again after you.