Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
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lulinator 40
Dude. You must vote for all FMLs, and read them. Else you won't get your ninja badges. *rolls eyes*
Enslaved 38
Well, you weren't that lazy when you wrote this semi long FML
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Comments (79)
DogeMan 14
Wow u might want to fix that because if u get married ur wife or husband prbly won't want laziness
TheDvsOne 20
1 sentence fmls are where it's at
shadypalmtree 20
the short fmls are usually funnier because they're one liners
dustbunny7 8
I don't really get why this is a FML. FYL because you are lazy?! I don't get it because that's your fault. It should only be a FML when something is out of your control and this is obviously not. I have seen way better FMLs not make it and this did. Who voted for this? FML for having to read this.
Curtis66 19
Too Long. Didn't Read.
maiesoliman 2
I do the same ;)
TheBookWyrm 18
Someone post a really long comment! Quick!
sydstoomuch 19
This is another rather pointless fml....
Kristoffer 35
This FMyLife anecdote was far too long to read, so instead I just voted with the majority and continued scrolling to read shorter FMyLife anecdotes.
bsmallz3 12
the amount of effort it took to write your FML is longer than it would have taken to read a few long ones.