Today, my landlord asked to borrow my truck to move some furniture. When she returned it, I noticed she had filled the gas tank up. I thanked her for doing so, and she handed me the receipt and said "just add it to next month's rent". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, while borrowing my girlfriend's dad's truck, I had to pay $120 to prevent it from being towed. I was parked right in front of my apartment unloading heavy furniture into my garage for not even 20 minutes while the apartment manager, who called the tow truck, watched us from his balcony. FML
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose, 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML
Today, I'm so nice, I allowed my landlady to use my freezer in the hallway. In exchange, she's so nice, she feels entitled to take my food being stored in said freezer. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
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nomadxx7 0
Are you serious? I"m sorry but I was taught then when you borrow things you return them in the same condition if not better. I always borrow my friend's truck and fill it all the way up regardless of when/where/how long I used it. Even after he tells me I don't have to, it's been ingrained into my head by my parents and I've yet to meet someone that didn't like the gesture.
Intoxicunt 6
Buy her a birthday present (or Christmas, whatever the hell). When she says how much she likes it, hand her the receipt and say, "Just deduct it from this month's rent."
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Comments (104)
softbonez 0
How is this an FML? This isn't funny or sad. It's just an inconvenience. "Today, my shoe was untied. FML."
evilbrent 0
charge her for wear and tear on the truck.
Hydra_fml 0
http://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com/ THIS is a bad landlord. That is a lame FML.
Do0dl3 0
Your life is ****** up because your landlord put gas in the car for you.. You must really be an idiot
Redrosesandrain 0
.... you had to pay... for gas.... that you would have had to pay for eventually anyway? now you don't have to go to a gas station... where's the "who cares" button?
capthavoc123 0
Um, are you retarded? Number one, he didn't use the gas, his landlord did. Number two, the landlord used gas IN ADDITION TO the gas that he would have otherwise used. I can't even believe I had to explain that. You're seriously an idiot.
CheshireHalli 19
The FML is that she did it without asking if he wanted it, then demanded he pay her back. But she never discussed it with the poster. See? He was out money for being a nice guy.
capthavoc123 0
Legally, she can't make you do that. You don't have to do jack squat.
PrinceTwilight17 0
It is stupid how there is so many people saying the OP would've had to get gas anyway, the OP might not buy a full tank of gas every time he gets gas! And second, why are all the FML's really not that funny lately, they are like all the same "Today... I saw her with another guy/him with another girl. FML" has anyone noticed this? Shouldn't there be like a iwascheatedon.com xD
305alive 0
cheap *****. piss in her **** face. women are stanly manging ***** that slurp feces from each others buttholes
iplayrugby18 11
Don't give her shit or just don't ever let her borrow anything ever again.