Today, my in-laws decided they were going to stay an extra week during our vacation to Dominican Republic next year. This would be fine, if we weren't travelling for our destination wedding, and the extra week wasn't our honeymoon. They are literally joining us on our honeymoon. FML
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Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my in-laws invited themselves to stay at my house for a few days. They live out of state and have been self-quarantining for months. The reason for visiting? So they can throw a party for extended family at our house. Guess who'll end up doing all the work and clean up? FML
Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon, because they "didn't have one, so neither will we", meaning they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my husband and I are here on holiday in Rome, Italy. We both made chit-chat to an older couple who are staying at the same hotel as us. They've tried to spend everyday with us, even going to the same cafes and museums, where we are. We now try and avoid them; we end up hiding. We're here for another week. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
Today, two days into our honeymoon, my mother-in-law turned up at our Spa hotel and pretended it was a huge coincidence. We are an 8-hour flight away, yet she tried to claim she had a Spa coupon about to expire, from another country. Nice try Linda you nosy, interfering bitch. FML
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Top comments
Danishduckling 20
How about just telling them no? you gotta set the boundaries early on, or they'll just do as they please and never respect you.
iAlissa 34
Just copulate aggressively and loudly the first night and see if they still want to join you for the next six days.
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Comments (107)
quarterbird 18
Tell them that the extra week would be your honeymoon and you two want to spend your honeymoon alone... Too easy.
samurai1833 16
That's what you get with a destination wedding
ChristinePi 36
Well hopefully just because you're in the same as place doesn't mean you have to acknowledge their presence.
Ashleighalfred 14
They may be staying but you are not required to spend that time with them... check in at a different hotel and have fun with your new hubs
ILikeKoalas 24
How about grow a pair and tell them no?
kaydennt 12
say no, **** that
sallen14 8
I'd tell my fiancé the wedding isn't happening if his family is like that. If it's like this now, imagine how the rest of your life will be.
Witchylady 18
Stand your ground and say "no"
rachael_king_11 16
Just tell them no. They can't just join you. If they want to stay, they have to stay somewhere else and they can't expect you to chill with them
core01 30
The Familymoon. My rents went on my sibling's honeymoon. They all did their own thing. It's not like they'll stand at the end of the bed and watch (unless you want).