Sex, Family and Awkward: Mistake or intentional? - FML

Mistake or intentional?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 12:00 - Australia - Petrie

Spicy

Today, my newly installed Ring doorbell captured crystal clear footage of my wife sucking off my brother on my porch. With sound. FML

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You deserved it 152

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Spicy

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 815

You deserved it 6 164

Busted

By Don13 - 28/05/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my soon-to-be ex-wife had installed a Ring front door camera. The way I found out was when the PowerPoint presentation I was supposed to present at work started with the footage of me taking my girlfriend to the house when my wife wasn’t around. The next slide said, “Call your lawyer.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 67

You deserved it 1 679

By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 563

You deserved it 10 955

Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Spicy

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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You deserved it 1 770

Coming!

By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 159

You deserved it 569

Oooooh yeah

By omgwtf - 01/06/2019 04:00

Spicy

Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 894

You deserved it 579

By part time all the time - 23/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 411

Zoomers zooming

By Anonymous - 26/06/2020 08:08

Spicy

Today, I was blowing my husband when we heard that distinctive shutter noise, and we realised our daughter had taken a photo of us. Apparently, she meant to take a video because she knows a website where any kind of "spying on people having sex" video will earn her $50. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 774

You deserved it 959

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 139

You deserved it 5 570

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 141

You deserved it 337

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Top comments

Chazzster 28

Thursday 11 August 2022 4:49

(1) Save the footage securely - It will come in handy. (2) Divorce.

Joshua Red Crabtree 7

Thursday 11 August 2022 5:27

Sorry you have to go through that. it's gonna take a lot to recover from something like that. your wife and brother.. man some people just don't know the damage they're responsible for. selfish assholes..

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Chazzster 28

Thursday 11 August 2022 4:49

(1) Save the footage securely - It will come in handy. (2) Divorce.

Joshua Red Crabtree 7

Thursday 11 August 2022 5:27

Sorry you have to go through that. it's gonna take a lot to recover from something like that. your wife and brother.. man some people just don't know the damage they're responsible for. selfish assholes..

Iifa 7

Thursday 11 August 2022 12:35

Oopsie daisy.... You now have footage right?! If its not an open relationship or some weird sharing partners between brothers I would walk away, and would produce the video as proof for divorce, and leave her with your brother. Let's hope brother isn't married? Must have been a great member to suck out on porch under camera. This cannot be accidental, like she knew there's a camera?? Keep it in the family I suppose

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 August 2022 15:17

Sell the footage to an amateur **** site. Use the proceeds to hire a team of aggressive divorce lawyers.

Vesi 29

Thursday 11 August 2022 18:44

That is called revenge **** and is illegal. I know you like to snark but might wanna avoid suggesting illegal activities.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 11 August 2022 22:05

I guess better to know but damn that sucks. Had to be intentional Ring door bells are freaking huge and have a light letting you know you're being recorded. Were you already mid messy divorce?

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Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML

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Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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Today, my family keeps pestering me about whether I've contacted my father yet. My father, the one who treated me and my family like crap throughout my upbringing and cheated on my mom a few years ago. I don't know why they think I'd ever want to see him again. FML

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Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML

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