Intimacy: Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 04:57 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML

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Same thing different taste

Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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That's… sexy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco

Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

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To each their own

By Anonymous - 13/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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You sure you wanna do this?

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 09:30

Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML

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Sexy back

By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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RentABozo 4

Friday 20 September 2013 12:09

Points for trying OP

nnnope 26

Friday 20 September 2013 12:28

cool story. don't tell it again.

Comments

edanielleh 21

Sunday 22 September 2013 13:31

it is not that hard to do??? you know you can work on reducing your gag reflex, right?

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 22 September 2013 13:48

How un-spicy is your sex life that cumming in your mouth (not even swallowing) is 'new and exciting'?

DCCustoms 1

Sunday 22 September 2013 14:56

Clearly you guys need to do it more often. You need practice.

HighasaCloud 46

Monday 23 September 2013 7:48

Will you still vomit if he came all over your face? If one approach fails, there are still others along the same lines to spice things up

sgcaudell 27

Thursday 26 September 2013 6:03

Unfortunately I've done the same exact thing. We just laughed about it.

rayreelz423 3

Tuesday 1 October 2013 17:01

your not the only one I feel for you.

RiessBaby 6

Thursday 3 October 2013 4:37

Hey its not for everyone..lol

sweatervest 0

Monday 7 October 2013 3:17

Wow. I never realized it was such a big deal. Why does one bad experience need to ruin your sex life? I've thrown up doing it before too, but never gave up on pleasing him. If he's not returning the favour then take your time but if he's keeping you happy he deserves some sort of intimacy...