Love: Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook.... - FML

By blah56 - 23/06/2012 05:17 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2022 16:00

Today, my parents couldn’t keep it civil long enough to get through my wedding without causing a massive scene. My wife was so upset, she got through the “I do’s” then left crying without waiting for the photos, so now we don’t have an official wedding album, just poor quality Facebook pictures. FML

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By AnneDuk - 11/05/2023 10:00

Today, another woman tagged my husband in a “Couples' Day” photo montage on Instagram. Some of the photos were taken during those “business trips” he was having, including when he traveled due to his “grandpa” passing away. We have 3 children and I gave birth to our last daughter a month ago. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By just great... - 22/02/2011 08:38

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

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MILs gonna MIL...

By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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Really!

By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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Why do people do this?

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By Andy - 19/12/2016 12:38

Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML

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Jaxx66 21

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:01

I'm hoping you guys have a sense of humor, or I think it's time for a chat. I know I'd be pretty upset, or comment; "No honey, this is just the beginning."

llortemageht 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:04

Maybe he thinks it means 'For My Love', 'Fruits of My Labour' or 'For Married Life'. Or maybe he's just an ass.

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hipposrock101 6

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:33

Uhh, maybe it mean 'For My Love'?? :)

tnttse 6

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:50

WTF? -why the face?

Briiyahh 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 15:51

For my love?

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:05

FML - Forever My Lover! XD

izzygarcia 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:14

Lmfao all bad you should go have an affair (: that's what my mom did -____-

Pandacupcakelove 26

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:42

You need to stop sharing all this private information! Seriously...

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:17

*grabs popcorn and pulls up a chair* What are you talking about, 53, this guy is the substitute for my daily soaps! Keep 'em coming! Oh ho ho, I'm pretty sure Brody is Izzy's twin brother slash cousin slash lover slash mom! I have to tune in next FML to find out! Woop!

masmith 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:19

I'd slap the shit out of him IJS

Pandacupcakelove 26

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:26

Wow... That wasn't even funny, just mean :/ FYL OP.

jopey 3

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:32

Really??? That's really not something a husband should do huh? I'd make my own FML album on FB!

fmlbaby69 2

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:39

Maybe it meant "For My Love" not "**** My Life"

tyceabbott101 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:42

For my love??

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Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML

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Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML

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Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML

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Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

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Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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Today, my girlfriend started crying because I occasionally text a work friend, for whom I have zero interest in. My girlfriend's medication has completely killed her sex drive and she no longer wants to be touched at all. She acts like hanging out with anyone is a chore. My social interaction is down to just our dogs. FML

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