Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
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ADBurns 22
I bet you didn't 'bank' on that when you said "I Do"...
johobus28 26
It might be time to talk to him if it's a trust issue . . . Sorry OP
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Comments (119)
mick3446 15
Always keep a separate bank account! It's not a trust thing, it's just good business practice. Those who think different now will understand later in life.
tamesenicole 27
It's better if you don't anyway. I'd be smart about it and leave your banking the way it is and just figure out how to pay the bills another way
tamesenicole 27
ALWAYS protect YOURSELF!!!
SammiixSue 13
I feel like that's something you discuss BEFORE you get married...
abNormal62 23
I would be saying that at the bank accounts a no go joint bed is a no go as well. I'm pretty sure he'll reconsider
chewebb 8
You picked a real winner.
ChopSuey444 20
Honestly I think ydi. These are things that should be discussed before getting married. Finances, family, lifestyle choices; those are all things you would have been very clear on before marriage.
Witchylady 18
Is he hiding something.
drrobotnik1 18
YDI for being a gold digger.
Speedy1979 13
He doesn't trust you at all .