Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML
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Today, my husband filed for divorce. He also put himself “In a relationship” with my daughter on Facebook. She turned 18 a few days ago. He says it’s no big deal because, “at least I waited until she was legal.” The spineless idiot just doesn’t get it. FML
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totallynotemily 25
Now you have a proper reason to divorce him!
bl3ur0z3 17
He decided his neice was his daughter? That's not something you decide. Do you mean he decided to tell you? Great. You were leaving him anyway, now you know not to go back.
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Comments (15)
tounces7 28
His Niece is "Also" his daughter. So...that could mean it's with his sister still. But yeah I'm guessing it's more likely with her sister.
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
Or his brother’s wife
BurnInDemonFire 39
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
LeoCor 19
As in he screwed your sister or he screwed his sister??
Santorini Lawrencia 19
WHAT THE ****??????