Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML
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Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my high school sweetheart and husband of 20 years sent me a text, saying, "You will notice I'm no longer living at home. I moved in with my parents while you were making dinner tonight. There's no one else. I'm just over the being married & stuff." Twenty years and dumped / divorced via text. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, my fiancé walked out on me saying he loved me dearly, but not enough to continue parenting my three kids from my previous marriage because they hate him, he now hates them, and they’re not his problem to continue dealing with. I don’t know what I’m gonna do without him. FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
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Twinklestar 0
Pretend you don't care. Say it's a relief not to have to feel guilty about your affair anymore. Keep tutoring her. Make sure she fails. Whenever she comes for lessons introduce her to your kids as the woman daddy left them for.
College_Aphro 3
oh my god. this is the first time I've read an FML and really felt bad for someone. there is no excuse for him to do such a thing and, in addition, leaving a note!?!? ugh. I'm really sorry about that. FYL
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ali_baby725 0
I hate hearing people say that its "murder" EXCEPT in health and rape instances. You say in rape she didn't have a choice about getting pregnant so she shouldnt have to have the child, but what about someone who's birth control failed, or the condom ripped or something? They also weren't trying to get pregnant, in fact they were actually being responsible and trying to prevent it. While I understand the severity of the two cases is different, I think the general standard is the same. Both cases should equally 'deserve' an abortion, i guess you could say. And for health reasons, well, If you're considering the fetus to be a human life, therefore it has rights, why does it matter if it hurts the mother becuase aren't they both just human lives? And we don't go out killing people so that other people can get heart transplants, etc. So why at the point when the mother is being harmed does the fetus suddenly stop being a human?? I'm pro-choice, if you didn't notice. But i'm exactly that pro-CHOICE, not pro abortion. I don't like abortion either, and could never have an abortion, even if I was raped I would still keep the child, but I made a CHOICE for myself, and i want every other women to be able to as well.
shitupyouwhiney 0
raydot = good. I feel really sorry for the OP, but I really don't think she should abort the baby. it'll be hard to raise two children with the mood swings and the weird pregnancy actions but take it to court and watch his disgusting, vile, undeserving, cowardly, repulsive face squirm in discomfort.
jakeidk 0
I sure it wasn't this bad I mean there is info. left out. but I'm sorry OP this sucks and divorce is difficult for any family. good luck to you and your kids
lostfaithinpppl 19
Ouch! I'm sorry :(
pinkyswear89 0
That sux!! People should really notice that this is the kind of thing that qualifies as a real situation in which you can totally say "F*** My Life". I'm sick of people posting things about how, "OMG A spider crawled across my face today!" THIS is the real deal. i'm sorry about ur husband but sounds like ur probably better off without him. :)
xJose_xC18 0
slash his tires =]. funny though
taoKAKA 0
that's terrible... almost as bad as my sister's story, cept he doesn't want to stay in touch. he didn't even call and say merry christmas on christmas. that ******...... gah. i wanna just.. GRRR!!!!... too bad he lives in Montana....