Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my high school sweetheart and husband of 20 years sent me a text, saying, "You will notice I'm no longer living at home. I moved in with my parents while you were making dinner tonight. There's no one else. I'm just over the being married & stuff." Twenty years and dumped / divorced via text. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, my fiancé walked out on me saying he loved me dearly, but not enough to continue parenting my three kids from my previous marriage because they hate him, he now hates them, and they’re not his problem to continue dealing with. I don’t know what I’m gonna do without him. FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
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Twinklestar 0
Pretend you don't care. Say it's a relief not to have to feel guilty about your affair anymore. Keep tutoring her. Make sure she fails. Whenever she comes for lessons introduce her to your kids as the woman daddy left them for.
College_Aphro 3
oh my god. this is the first time I've read an FML and really felt bad for someone. there is no excuse for him to do such a thing and, in addition, leaving a note!?!? ugh. I'm really sorry about that. FYL
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redshortsx 0
he's a dick get him on child support
yakturk43 0
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I'm sure his cheating started before she was pregnant...she obviously isn't the woman he fell in love with, looks are worse (even before she was pregnant) and probably didn't give him the sex and bj's she used to...can't blame a guy for not loving you anymore when you don't give him what you used to...she's probably a bitter, nagging b*tch too
monnanon 14
its not a wifes/girlfriends job to provide sex and blow jobs whenever their husband/boyfriend wants. There is more to love than sex and tbh people who cheat are going to cheat regardless of what the other person in the relationship does. Shes a teacher, shes raising two children, her partner works (im guessing) and also raises the children of course the sex life is going to slip but that doesn't justify leaving his family and pregnant wife for a younger woman.
MiaKong 0
When you marry someone you take them in all their glory, today, tomorrow, in 10 years, 50 years... To think that somebody is going to look / act the same in 50 years than they do when they marry is ridiculous. If he only wanted the "happily ever after" until he found some younger piece of ass then he should not have gotten married and have THREE children with the woman.
MiaKong 0
And maybe she has to be a nagging bitch because he is obviously a selfish individual who probably doesn't do have the crap he should be doing for his family. Funny how HIM cheating is HER fault, sounds like some "men" are just trying to justify their own indiscretions. Maybe he was the one not bothering to work on what he should in the relationship.
idkweird 0
How has no one mentioned the fact that the ex-husband has probably let himself go? The college student was obviously a girl with some daddy issues and he ate it right up. Eventually, she'll dump him because he gets too fat or old looking and then the OP can have a great laugh at his expense :D
ec08 0
ohh my god. you know when women get pregnant, raising their kids becomes a full time job? sex becomes non existant. and who cares if shes a nagging bitch? it doesnt make it right for him to leave her or his kids. oh, and marriage isnt all about sex and sucking dicks. asshole.
EmMaz9457 0
i think she should just abort the baby- it hasnt been born yet and she might not have enough money to care for 3 childern singlehandedly. then tell your spanish student that ur x has aids and its a sensitive subject for him so hed never tell her.
thinmint 0
mercy you are my hero!
drinkmoxie 0
She never said if the student he left her for was a man or a women. either way he's still and ass for doing what he did but if he is finally accepting who he is as person shouldn't that count for something
lettertjes 0
Yeah this just really really sucks. FYL OP.
BookJunkie89 0
Don't abort the baby. You'll get more child support with three kids than with two. Not to mention, you're pregnant. In court you'll look like the Virgin Mary and he'll look like Satan. Divorce his ass, take his money, and nab yourself a good man. This might sound mean, but see a therapist. You'll need it.
Jimboom 12
So keep the baby so that you can get more money from the government and so that she can take him to town in court? If ever there was a worse reason to have a child then I haven't heard it. Oh and having that extra kid is going to mean more sleepless nights(from breastfeeding and from worry of money etc..) for her which if she has to appear in court at the time could work against her for many reasons. But I agree that she needs to divorce his ass and get a good man (another thing that would be easier with 2 children than 3). ;-)
idkweird 0
Again, who are you to assume she can't afford her kids? My mother put 6 of us through private school with my step-dad only making about half what she did. They live off her salary now that he's retired. They're currently in Mammoth enjoying the family owned condo and skiing the week away. Also, my mother had 2 kids and my step-dad had 3 when they got married, and then they had another. Either way, a good man wouldn't turn down a woman because they have 3 instead of 2 kids. Grow up!
girlygirllol8 0
don't abort the baby cuz it's not of god!!!
AntiChrist7 0
Don't marry assholes. YDI
Jimboom 12
You can't say that. Some women get with guys knowing full well of their cheating pasts but either because they believe they can change them or believe the guys lies that they continue with the relationship anyway. Or perhaps she loved him so much that she was willing to overlook certain things she didn't like. There is no way to tell the full story from the word limited OP's post.
myfriend_youfail 3
Are YOU serious? Almost all of the comments AntiChrist7 has made have been "women only date assholes. YDI" or some variation thereof. I'm amazed people still take the obvious bait...