anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
mrssagdiyev
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Rhodes, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Big kid
Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
blow away
Middletown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Grammy award winner
Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
Kate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad advice
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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jewban 3
jamonaaaaa!!!!! HEeHEe
SirSantpoort 0
Its your husband.. Who cares if he makes a joke like that.. As long as he doesnt do it all the time :)
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mj4life 0
He wasn't a child molester! I'm a child and I think he was a great guy!
khaoticWankler 0
all those other little boys thought he was pretty cool too...until he scarred them for life
SassiestLemon 2
^Lol
lilac41 3
Good for you!! I agree!
smushies_fml 0
Ahahahah. xD
xStiina 0
Sexy Hahah.
Alexxcunningham 0
you're sexy as **** hun. loll. just had to say that.
Anteezy 7
That's ignorant.
TheNewGuy03 29
favorited. hey, is it just me, or are fmls becoming more...funny? keep it coming, guys! |the kid|
lizzytishxo 0
trueeeeeee! lmao
allirein369 7
I agree
bunnyboo2525 0
next time just ruin it by singing a small MJ song chorus. like "dirty dianna! noooo" or "(husband's name) are u okay? are u okay ________"
evildemonchild 18
LOL that made me laugh. this is epic pure win :3
bendirkss 0
lmao! before I saw you say dirty Diana I read the first sentence an a started singing it:P
mille1011 5
i did too and smooth criminal :P
randomgurl__ 3
hahahahaha
alwa7sh 2
That is bad, I'm pretty sure that you are not alone in this. I mean he must have thought it was a thriller move from his part. Next time tell him to go beat it.
gleefan116 0
ahaha ^ win
Alexxcunningham 0
trolled
zarii 0
hows that an fml?