By dragonmirado - 25/01/2012 06:23 - China

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML
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dragonmirado 12

I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!

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Thisismypchere 8

You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL

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khaya 9

He just wanted to be apart of those dumb blonde jokes.

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Yourheadache 19

Cough** stupid comment cough** just like mine cough**

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rexdog7 5

Acquired traits are passed on didn't you know that! He's only about 500 years behind modern science...

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Birdie_Sage 0

It was probably a joke.

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OfficeNinja 5

Triple up on your birth control, for the sake of the human species!

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Sab0026 0

You should say "I want one armed kids" and cut his arm off. Maybe before you start cutting, his logic 'light' will turn on.

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RedPillSucks 31

Or, "I want a girl", and cut his dick off... Too harsh?

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