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Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

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dragonmirado 12

I thought it was blond for boys and blonde for girls. Like you wouldn't call a brown haired boy a brunette!

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Thisismypchere 8

You'd think that you'd know that he had several screws loose before marrying him. You kind of deserve it, but also FYL

rocker_chick105 31

He's a keeper!

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Comments (308)

Airman1988 9

Here's your sign...

juliushater 12

Does the carpets match the drapes ????

ProhibitionRose 14

No but that carpet matches his pubes o.O

RedPillSucks 33

Perhaps he should dye those too, before attempting to have children.

mandarine_fml 3

tell him - if he will use him penis then you are born only boys

GoW_Chick 15

So...if he uses his penis to have boys, what the hell does he use to have girls, or is that something I don't want to know..?

Pelreskovich 11

Is it possible he was kidding? I think you're over analyzing.

Mental1942 6

All I have to say to him is BLONDE MOMENT!!!

mama2b3 20

sounds like blonde's his natural hair color to me...

daitan 3

I was thinking the exact same thing ;-)

jesseinphx 6

Maybe you can sleep with a HOT ASS blond guy and tell Him, yep. It worked. YDI.

Yourheadache 19

I actually agree with you.

lstrawberrycake 12

Well learn how to spell blonde

THE_A_TEEN 28

Strawberrycake, it can be spelled "BLOND" or "BLONDE". Your comment makes me want to run straight into a ******* erupting volcano.

loller27 6

what, he's not blonde already?

iseyixes 18

Hope your future kids, should you still choose to have them, get your brains....

daitan 3

Yes, let's hope so, or else we'll have more FML's from THEIR wives/husbands about these kind of incidents o.O

maphineRAWRS 10

The blonde hair gene is recessive anyway, so unless you have blonde hair then it was more than likely all for nothing anyway..

maphineRAWRS 10

Why be thumbs-downing my comment for hahaha

AlaskaKid95 7

Oh really?

chili10 18

You're joking right? Because there is so damn way you were serious when you said "it was MORE THAN LIKELY all for nothing." Of course it was all for nothing! Please don't try to sound smart, it's killing me.