Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
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dessyrae 0
Oh hellll nah!
margie2194 12
Thats when you slap him and take all his money.
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Comments (309)
borche 5
What a jerk. Get rid of him, you deserve better. Hell no, much better.
JOEGERNAUTT 1
Seems legit.... >_>
baileylaidlaw 6
Here's what you do. You make him choke on something, put a shit load of latex in the drink you hand him. Put clear plastic wrap the toilet. Sit back and laugh. How YOU doing. What a dick. You deserve better girl. Fyl
sadeyes18 1
O hell nah... You should put laxative in his food
anncorinnelife 4
Leave him!
the_golden_one 6
Why does everyone assume that because she cooks and cleans she is a housewife? She could clean on the weekends and I know lots of people who come home from work in the evenings and cook for their families (male and females and haermaphrodites) Even if she is a housewife and doesn't pay the bills has an allowance etc She does deserve something because he has screwed her over and how she lives he has displaced her from her normal living and she should be compensated. Ps: I have no grammar or spelling skills, so suck my balls nazis :)
mercsl65 7
women dont understand. if you want to live in a relationship that feels like a roomate type of situation. some married men know what im talking about, this is result. solution? men and women should treat their spouses like its their third date.
wildcherry1616 0
Are you married to Newt Gingrich?
scrowell 5
That is just plain wrong! Go tell him to go f*ck himself
ninjaweasel38 2
Haha no