Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
He sounds like an ungrateful child. If this is a normal thing and he can't figure out how to contribute, he's no good for you. Sorry OP
Tessa_11 19
Wow, make him help out or leave him.
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Comments (172)
1dvos_grl3 21
I know everyone's solution is breaking up on here but that might suit this issue..
pandalover69 26
What are you even trying to say?
jforren 14
If he's willing to steal now, think about potentially sharing a bank account in the future. There isn't much of a future in this relationship, sorry OP
chisty87 16
my question is why are you still calling him "boyfriend" if hes that lazy and ungrateful...i believe in working/talking things out first but ill assume this isnt the first occurrence so you should've gave his ungrateful manchild lazy ass the boot long ago...
pandalover69 26
Maybe this is the first time he's stolen from op, but I think it should be the last, hopefully this was the last straw for op and she dumped him.
homtravel 10
He's probably with you only for reasons like that.
shinikageWolf 15
It's one thing to be unemployed and unable to contribute to the bills, it's another to steal and be a burden. He should be polite and nice to you if you're the one sustaining him.
pandalover69 26
Or she could just dump him and he can learn to fend for himself and hopefully grow up.
Etweens96 25
Dump him, you're better than him!
Patstarr 6
a man that don't work won't eat in my house
bapbap_fml 15
I guess it depends the reason why he's not working. If he was a stay at home dad that's different than OP's situation. I'd love if my husband was a stay-at-home dad.
lollypop30001 19
Sounds like your dating a man child time to dump his butt and find a better guy!
FragrantSalmon 12
YDI seriously, someone who allows this behavior by not doing anything and still live with them are in the just same amount of wrong as the one who's acting like that. Do something about it and stop looking for attention on the Internet for moral support.
pandalover69 26
How do you know she didn't do something about it after she wrote this?
nutella4life 14
leave that asshole. you deserve better than that. just about everyone does