Granmacathy
United States
Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML
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Anonymous
Thionville, France
Today, my grandson visited me, and asked if I had any pictures of myself from when I was a little girl. I happily looked for a few photos to give him, asking what had piqued his curiosity. He replied that he wanted some for a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages. FML
Anonymous
Little shit
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
You happened
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Shalamar
Canada
Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admired the photo on my desk of myself with my husband and teenage daughters and asked, "Are those your grandchildren?" I'm in my 40's. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffed, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replied, "About my age." Oops. FML
Maxie
Chesterland, United States
Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML
Granny
United Kingdom
Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Classic
Today, I asked my coworker how she met the old guy from Squid Games. It turned out to be a picture of her with her grandmother. FML
WellThen
United States
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
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rainbow_laces 0
If he's only, like, 6 then isn't that kind of cute? He doesn't know any better, give the kid a break :)
MiaKong 0
In high school I worked in a kindergarten class and one of the students asked me if my mommy was dead... I said no... she was shocked and said, "But you have boobs!" lol... I guess she thought anyone who had boobs (an "adult") had dead parents!
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Comments (109)
patriots_fan12 0
umm noo offense OP but this isnt bad i mean common its just kid
Starfire22 5
Aww, He's just a kid! You should totally play along and make up stories for him! It sounds like he's at that age that he wants to hang out with you, cherish it before he loses intereast.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
zomg laughed my ass off xD this one's going to my favorites
ygdrassil 17
kids say the darndest things
FMLjudge007 0
**** YOU OLD ASS BITCH
Chelsee_fml 0
I agree with 28!
fotc77 0
that's no big deal, like they would have known the life expectancy of a human or when mammoths bit the dust.
liteupthestage 0
He's just a little kid, he doesn't know any better. Don't take it so personally.
did_it_4_lulz 0
My brother and I do this to my mom all the time. We're like "Hey mom, was Socrates in you college graduating class?" and she laughs and says, "yeah, but he wasn't valedictorian". And she tells us she had a pet t-rex.
bbbshe5543 0
funny kid! I agree with #2