Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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ghostmountain 0
Your grandma is probably retro as ****. Let her work on all of your clothes.
karmaking 0
******* sickness mate
harkey3 0
I have a whole closet full of ripped jeans. I'll sell them to you for half that price.
Megbo 0
Not to meantion, if you have no money, and think you're SO good at distressing Walmart jeans...do it and make money rather than complain. All talk no walk I'm tellin ya....
Cerion20 0
Really, some people have no clue OP, if they think Wal-Mart and $300 jeans are anywhere near the same thing, while throwing out stores like "Abercrombie" that have more in common with Wal-Mart than a boutique you buy $300 jeans from. It's not like there is a legion of vain people who have a closet full of expensive jeans. Some of you might try having one pair of nice jeans for when you go out, the difference is noticeable .
Lucicx0 0
$300 for jeans is absolutely absurd, thats why i get my TR's on sale :]
Mieko_Kaida 0
Um, yeah, just in case you didn't read the rest of the messages... $300 jeans = not worth it. $300 pre-ripped jeans = I'd rather pay money to watch someone pick their nose for an hour.
Karaix 0
It's called a seam ripper. They're very useful and inexpensive. =/
leoladie23 0
your level of douchery deserves to be rewarded with your sweet little grandma "ruining" your jeans. next time why dont you buy a pair of jeans for $20 at old navy, take a razor to them, and spend the other $280 feeding the entire continent of africa for a month or two? just a sugg
zme08 0
maybe you should stop beig a fag and shop at wlmart or some place where jeans are less than $29.99